What happened to Little Miss?
Did she:
a. lose her new Ballerina Bear Santa brought her
b. trip over endless baby toys on the floor
c. stand up in the chair after I repeatedly told her not to
and finally faceslam like I said she would?
Congratulations all you Moms who knew right off the bat!
Yes, I had told her not to stand in the chair. Yes, she had done it before and not fallen. Yes, this time she was not so lucky.
Poor baby almost fell over backwards and then leaned forward too
hard and hit the edge of the table with her little face.
She skinned her gums inside and gave herself a fat little lip.
And if there's blood, well fuggitaboutit! It's all the worse
if the red stuff is present! And with mouth injuries it's always there!
But the good thing is, the mouth heals quickly. We are just so glad
she didn't knock her teeth out. We are scheduled to see Dr. Toogood
next week but not for a tooth replacement, thank goodness!
I've always wondered how to spell "fuggitaboutit" Hee Hee. That is too funny! Let me tell you what else is funny...Jason stepping in TC poop in our bedroom after he had HAD ENOUGH!!
ReplyDeleteWhat Moms do: after holding crying child, console him/her with hugs and kisses and remind him/her that Mommy knows what is best and that next time maybe you won't stand in the chair.
ReplyDeleteWhat Moms are thinking: I TOLD YOU SO!!!